Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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