I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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