I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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