so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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