i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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