Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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