My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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