I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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