I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Me. At least after what I've been through.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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