i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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