maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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