The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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