yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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