Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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