My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I wish you could order shots online.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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