fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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