god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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