i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
How external is "for external use only"?
This baby is an asshole
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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