If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
