I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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