How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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