God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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