i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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