Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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