he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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