So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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