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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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