I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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