Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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