I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
