So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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