if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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