so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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