Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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