He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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