Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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