I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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