We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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