did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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