Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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