Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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