After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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