Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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