yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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