in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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