Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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