Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
It was confusing and full of hummus
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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