It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
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