Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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