I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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