Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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