I need help removing her.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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